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If I Get Murdered Greeting Card

If I Get Murdered Greeting Card

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Craft Boner
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The perfect card for any and all true crime aficionados who also have a dark ass sense of humor. *THE DEETS * * Card reads, “If I ever get murdered please make sure that they discuss it on my favorite true crime podcast” * Blank inside * 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) * Printed on 110# heavy card stock with Craft Boner logo on back

"Kiwi Schloffel is the brains and the brawn behind Craft Boner, starting the company in 2012 after one too many frustrating trips to the card aisle. She really just wanted a card for a friend that said, “You’re a badass bitch.” Kiwi designs all her cards from her studio in Denver. These are hand-lettered curse words and designs aimed for a chuckle."