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Ruled Out that You’re a Serial Killer True Crime Greeting Card

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For when you're pretttttty sure your boo/best friend/whatever other kind of person you met online probably isn't a serial killer. *THE DEETS * * Card reads, “Even though we met online I've pretty much ruled out that you're a serial killer" * Blank inside * 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) * Printed on 110# heavy card stock with Craft Boner logo on back

"Kiwi Schloffel is the brains and the brawn behind Craft Boner, starting the company in 2012 after one too many frustrating trips to the card aisle. She really just wanted a card for a friend that said, “You’re a badass bitch.” Kiwi designs all her cards from her studio in Denver. These are hand-lettered curse words and designs aimed for a chuckle."

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